Analytics with teeth. Without cookies. // 0x0000 — BRING.THE.THUNDER
Real-time web analytics that load in one millisecond and weigh less than a tweet. No consent banner. No fingerprinting. No creepy data brokers. Just the numbers, delivered from the edge, where your visitors actually live.
See it hit live.
Every pageview. Every event. In flight.
No polling. No delays. Events ingest via sendBeacon, queue on Cloudflare, and land in your dashboard before the page finishes scrolling.
The entire kit.
Realtime feed
Watch visitors land, click, and convert. Country, device, referrer — all in the live stream.
Zero cookies
No identifiers. No fingerprints. No personal data — ever. GDPR, CCPA, PECR compliant by default.
Sub-1KB script
Async, deferred, beacon-based. Zero layout impact, zero blocking, zero slowdown.
Custom events
Signups, purchases, scrolls, clicks — track anything with arbitrary JSON props.
Funnels
Stitch events into funnels. Find the exact step where your users ghost you.
Geo breakdown
Country and city-level insights. Derived from Cloudflare geo — we never store an IP.
Device forensics
OS, browser, form factor. User-agent parsed edge-side, nothing fingerprinted.
UTM capture
Source, medium, campaign, content, term. Attribution without the attribution tax.
New vs returning
Track your audience mix over any window. Cohort patterns, retention curves, churn.
Entry / exit pages
Where they land, where they bounce. Optimise the first five seconds.
Global filters
Slice by country, OS, referrer, UTM, path — stacked. Every view respects every filter.
Bot-grade filter
40+ known bot signatures plus header heuristics. Your data stays humans-only.
Install in 60 seconds.
Drop the tag
One <script> in your <head>. Async. Deferred. Under 1KB over the wire.
Ingest at the edge
Events hit the closest of 300+ Cloudflare PoPs via sendBeacon — not your origin.
See it flow
Open the dashboard. Pageviews appear before you finish your coffee sip.
<script defer
data-site-id="YOUR_SITE_ID"
src="https://t.thunderstats.com/ts.js"></script>
window.thunderstats.track('purchase', {
plan: 'pro',
source: 'landing',
revenue: 29.00
});
The showdown.
| Measure | ⚡ Thunderstats | Google Analytics | Plausible |
|---|---|---|---|
| No cookies / PII | YES | ✕ | ✓ |
| Script payload | < 1 KB | 45+ KB | ~1 KB |
| Realtime dashboard | YES | ✓ | ✓ |
| Custom events + props | YES | ✓ | ✓ |
| Funnel analysis | YES | ✓ | ✓ |
| UTM capture | YES | ✓ | ✓ |
| No consent banner needed | YES | ✕ | ✓ |
| Runs on the edge globally | YES | ✓ | ✕ |
| Public share links | YES | ✕ | ✓ |
| Revenue tracking | YES | ✓ | ✕ |
| Price | $0 · forever | Free (you pay w/ data) | $9 / mo |
Wired edge-to-edge.
Bring
the
thunder.
Free forever. No card. No lock-in. Five minutes from now, you're staring at live data.
Start ingesting